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today's open letter sent special delivery via dimension x
dear kid with no words,
Because you are an alien from dimension x, you do not like M&Ms. (The going theory is that you think they're pills, which I suppose isn't actually unreasonable considering you can't see them and we can't explain them to you in a way which we're certain you comprehend. Point is, you don't like them.) I bought your father and myself two packages of dark chocolate M&Ms because Dad had never had them before. I know you think that things in crinkly packages are for you and obviously must be better than the lunch you have been picking at for the last two hours, but trust me, you've already tried M&Ms and you don't like them. There are still M&Ms in the package. There are only M&Ms in the package. If you check again, it will continue to be no different until the State.Changed event fires on the package of M&Ms upon successful completion of the eat.M&Ms loop and the package becomes empty. Then there will be NOTHING, which isn't really all that interesting EITHER.
Love and no snacks until you finish your damn lunch,
Mom, who is not from dimension X.
Because you are an alien from dimension x, you do not like M&Ms. (The going theory is that you think they're pills, which I suppose isn't actually unreasonable considering you can't see them and we can't explain them to you in a way which we're certain you comprehend. Point is, you don't like them.) I bought your father and myself two packages of dark chocolate M&Ms because Dad had never had them before. I know you think that things in crinkly packages are for you and obviously must be better than the lunch you have been picking at for the last two hours, but trust me, you've already tried M&Ms and you don't like them. There are still M&Ms in the package. There are only M&Ms in the package. If you check again, it will continue to be no different until the State.Changed event fires on the package of M&Ms upon successful completion of the eat.M&Ms loop and the package becomes empty. Then there will be NOTHING, which isn't really all that interesting EITHER.
Love and no snacks until you finish your damn lunch,
Mom, who is not from dimension X.