I prefer 'twits'. And here's some.

[phinnia]

• 08:46 oh. my. god. child is wearing SHOES. and HAT. and MITTENS. VOLUNTARILY. my son has been replaced with pod person. will get pix tomorrow. #
• 11:28 15 min on step machine! Did not die! Me = win! #
• 13:48 mmm. lunch = sausage bun + chinese sweet donut from Yummy House Bakery. I am possessing much japanese candy for kids! call me gaijin santa. #
• 14:22 also: I have swiss rolls (raspberry), funky little orange rice cakes, and TIRAMISU IN A BOX. <3 YOM. Snackage will commence shortly. #
• 15:43 If you are Seaners, there is very little sadness that cannot be resolved by a granola bar, a stimmie and Madonna on the CD player. #
• 16:40 I have slain the anxiety demon (briefly) and put my student loans into forbearance! GO ME. #
• 18:15 I will not eat the spouse's sweet chinese donut. although I really want to, and they are very good. I will not. Unless he's not home soon. #
• 20:11 skills I never thought I'd need as a parent: how to get potato out of a stimmie. Can I put that on my resume? hell no. bah. #
• 20:48 swiss rolls taste like home. <3 #

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