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[phinnia]

• 18:07 augh.tired. detest cleaning. hate taste of vitamins. why do the things that are good for us seem so horrible? it seems nonsensical. #
• 21:48 dear god;why in your name is there parmesan cheese on my sofa?i can blame my son,i've done it before,but i thought i'd check with you first. #
• 22:24 oh lord: i have found the empty container of parmesan cheese, and it indeed was the fault of the boy. thanks for clearing that up. #

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