Splenda (and most artifical sweeteners) = migraine trigger, and a nasty one, two. Aspartame is my mortal foe, my sweet nemesis. It'll take me out in a second.
I don't know why people think chimps are harmless, sweet critters of love and joy. Here in CT, we're dealing with the infamous Chimp Attack 09, and at casa anneheart we can't help but wonder why anyone would keep a chimp as a pet. Srsly, they are nature's vandals who will take a rock and a stick, make an axe out of them, then brain you in your sleep if given the chance. (Of course, we at casa anneheart don't feel overly bad when some swimmer's been attacked by a shark because dude, you're in the shark's environment and sharks eat things. It's what they do. You should know that before you jump in.)
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I don't know why people think chimps are harmless, sweet critters of love and joy. Here in CT, we're dealing with the infamous Chimp Attack 09, and at casa anneheart we can't help but wonder why anyone would keep a chimp as a pet. Srsly, they are nature's vandals who will take a rock and a stick, make an axe out of them, then brain you in your sleep if given the chance. (Of course, we at casa anneheart don't feel overly bad when some swimmer's been attacked by a shark because dude, you're in the shark's environment and sharks eat things. It's what they do. You should know that before you jump in.)