sightless south of Seattle

[phinnia]

Someday there will be a brilliant person that will invent a teeny little nanochip that you can insert in your glasses frames at manufacture which be linked to a remote, the eventual aim being able to press a button on the remote and cause your glasses to beep.
And if I have money to give, I'll give them millions. Because I'll be able to prevent wandering around the apartment like a dork trying to find the glasses I left inside to avoid their being spotted by rain.