seeking antidote

[phinnia]

Dear friendslist,

Please supply me with funny, fluffy, silly things. Or good porn. Or better yet, funny, fluffy, silly good porn. I'll be back to normal soon. Hopefully within three to seven days. Will pay you back with kind commentary and squeeing and just general niceness then, mkay? Promise.

Thank you,

Your friendly neighborhood not so happy dolphin

Dear makers of Wellbutrin,

Your medication should come with a big-ass sticker on it that says "YOU MIGHT PANIC. A LOT. FOR DAYS. FOR NO REASON AT ALL. SERIOUSLY, NO FUCKING REASON. OR YOU MIGHT NOT. THE FUNNY THING IS THAT THIS IS AN ANTI-ANXIETY DRUG. AREN'T WE HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS?"

It doesn't.

Please correct this posthaste.

L.

Comments

[cueballex.livejournal.com]

One of the smallest baby giraffes born in captivity.

[natalief.livejournal.com]

OMG that looks like my uncle Paul! Is that Woburn? He works there!

[cueballex.livejournal.com]

It might be. I'd have to refind the article to be sure, though.