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phinnia ([personal profile] phinnia) wrote2008-02-11 09:33 pm

the evolution of porn

[livejournal.com profile] machineplay and I were discussing knight porn earlier today, and I said that this was the logical forerunner to cowboy porn, and before that there was hunter porn and gatherer porn.

I mentioned this to [livejournal.com profile] tallin at dinner, and somehow this got on to the subject of David Eddings' Malloreon series and Mimbrate porn:

Mandorallen: "Belgarion! I wish I knew how to quit thee. Cast off Ce'Nedra and I shall cast off Nerina and come with me .... to the walled city."

Belgarion: "Why me?"

(now we've moved on to Jabba the Hutt/Otha from the Elenium. I love this man, in a very, very twisted way. And I seem to have developed antibodies to most of his weirdness, which is probably good.)

[identity profile] brightflashes.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait... WHAT!? Knight porn? Hunter porn? Gatherer porn? ::dies::

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My brain works in wrong, wrong ways. Or at least weird ones.

[identity profile] diatryma.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Haven't you read Jean M Auel?

[identity profile] brightflashes.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe no.