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phinnia ([personal profile] phinnia) wrote2008-02-23 07:45 pm

enlightenment of a sort (1/?)

The koan that Guang cites is actually a real koan. It seems very House-like in its sentiment.

There were several wealthy donors who wished to build a new wing on the monastery. They were very rich and well-respected community men that had been inspired toward spirituality by Guang's legendary intellect.

They wished to meet with the great monk, but he was nowhere to be found, and they became enraged. The abbott regretfully had to return their generous donation.

When Jing went to the scholar's rooms later, he found Guang sitting cross-legged in the middle of the floor playing checkers with Rou. (Guang was winning, of course. Jing had suspicions that he frequently cheated at checkers, but had never caught him.)

"The abbott is most displeased." Jing stood with his hands on his hips in the doorway.

"I believe I heard something about that." Guang replied, his voice as bland as last week's rice gruel. "I saw him scraping and bowing to those wealthy donors."

"You saw him?"

"Of course. Rou is too much of an idiot to play checkers with the entire day, after all. He has no concept of strategy." Guang sighed deeply. "I am attempting to teach him better, but he is terribly slow at it."

"Why did you not say something?"

"I have become enlightened on this issue."

"How have you become enlightened on this issue?"

Guang's smile was crooked, and his blue eyes sparkled in the light of the candles. "The world is vast and wide: why do you put your clothes on at the sound of a bell?"

Jing raised his eyebrows.

Guang nodded firmly, once, and hopped one of his dark smooth pebbles over several of Rou's lighter ones. "Boy, you are indeed an idiot if you didn't see that coming. Set up the stones again. You need instruction in this."

[identity profile] machineplay.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

*giggles a LOT*

Lovely. <3

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*squee*
They are very silly monks. <3 I like them.
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[identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
i am oddly enough watching a rerun of house as i, er, type. heh. also, this is really cute.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Thank you. :-)

[identity profile] kibbles.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
These things make my head go hurty. :(

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
They are kind of head-thumpingly weird, some of them. This one was less intimidating by far then a lot of the ones I found. :-)

[identity profile] euclase.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Fantastic.

How do you DO that? It's so them, but... not.

*is happily puzzled*

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
<3
I actually have no idea, seriously; I just ... hear them. <3
I'm glad you like them. <3

[identity profile] paraoptomistic.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
The stuff that dreams are made of! :D

Can't wait to read more.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopefully the next monk will look more like House and less like something from The Last Airbender. <3 <3

[identity profile] spoggly.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I adore these. Perfect AU - like [livejournal.com profile] euclase said, totally them, but new characters at the same time.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY. <3 I'm so glad you like them.