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phinnia ([personal profile] phinnia) wrote2008-03-15 08:17 pm
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mind over matter

The Donnelly family has always had its share of strange folk.

There was Great-Aunt Maeve who was born with a caul and pulled from the womb tangled in the blue body of her own twin. A lot of people claimed they had the second sight but Maeve actually did: she had a gateway into the world beyond, because of the dead twin, you see. Her hair turned white on her thirteenth birthday. She spoke in tongues and walked the hills at night with her face as pale as her nightgown, and not a few people said that a visit from Maeve Donnelly was nearly bad as one from the devil himself. She sat up straight in bed the night of her thirty-ninth birthday, screamed as though the hounds of hell were after her and dropped dead like a stone.

And then there was Uncle James Donnelly, who cheated death in his fishing boat so many times there was tell he'd sold his soul for eternal life. He lived to be a hundred and two, a bachelor until the end, and rarely spoke: but his laugh was enough to chill a strong man to the marrow. He owned a huge black dog that had feet the size of a bear: they'd run together, both howling at the moon.

Martin Donnelly (third cousin) could tell a man the hour of his death and be right to the minute: Eve Donnelly (Maeve's half-deaf niece) claimed to have an eye in the palm of her withered hand and read marked bible verses through a locked metal box just by putting her palm on the lid.

So no one really took much notice when Bridget Donnelly's second boy changed a glass of water into a glass of shandy that wasn't half bad, and from there to a glass of decent stout; or could turn a dead horse into a working car with little more than a splitting headache afterwards.

Donnellys were strange folk, after all.

[identity profile] kibbles.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
My mother in law is one of a twin set -- she had a caul.

They were born on Beltane, but her sister died on Samhain.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's one of those truth-stranger-than-fiction things, you know? If you wrote that into a story, a lot of people would say it was too heavy-handed. I love that sort of thing. <3

[identity profile] kibbles.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
OH yeah, even funnier? Both born- again. :D

[identity profile] liadra.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, reading this I thought you were regalling us with tales of your family. Cool beans!

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. My family /was/ actually descended from carnival workers, one of my direct ancestors was an Irish princess who ran away with a coachman, and my mother is better than call display for telling people who's calling before she's answered. Not to mention they said "everybody down Stubbins (Stubbins Lane, where my father's family grew up) knows that Halls' (Hall being my grandmother's maiden name) is not right." So I'm drawing a wee bit from experience here, but extemporizing hugely.

[identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a Hogwarts invitation is due. =)

I like this a lot--the casual, tall-tale tone really makes it.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thank you! <3 Evan would probably cause merry hell at Hogwarts. The place would never be the same. (Literally. He'd probably reconstruct it into a pub or something.)

[identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
All I can think of now is that scene in the Sorcerer's Stone movie where Seamus Finnigan is trying to turn water into rum. They'd be BFF for certain.
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[personal profile] kshandra 2008-03-16 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
You had me going for a minute there...not least because [livejournal.com profile] gridlore's mother's maiden name is Donnelly...and I could believe most of this from them. ;-)

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*hee* That wasn't intentional. <3 <3
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[identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
i love the matter-of-fact tone of this, like "yeah, the donnellys are kind of odd, it's not that exciting". the various donnellys and their various, uh, talents are pretty interesting too.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! <3 (omg, your icon.)
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[identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this, especially the "shandy that wasn't half bad" bit, so casual...

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Yeah, they'd have to try the drink. You know. To make sure it was decent. <3
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[personal profile] phoenixsong 2008-03-16 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely indeed!

(I think Aunt Maeve should have woken up screaming on the night of her thirty-ninth birthday, though.)

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I not put that? That was what I'd intended to put, actually. *fixes typo* Thank you~!

[identity profile] gizmometer.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I like it, I like it!

superstition ftw.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
A bit of superstition, and a bit of just plain old weirdness. <3 Thank you~!

[identity profile] daf9.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
sweet!

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!!

[identity profile] blackfelicula.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet again, I am left wanting to know more. :) You spin a good tale, that you do.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thank you. <3

[identity profile] topaz-eyes.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, there is a good story lurking in there somewhere.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. Thank you!

[identity profile] maineac.livejournal.com 2008-03-17 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey,this is good stuff. Nice strong voice as well as plain old good storytelling.HOpe you weave all these people into a tale.

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Evan has his own tale which I've done bits of. The rest of the Donnellys pop up in its backstory, although if they keep hanging around upstairs they'll end up with their own stories, of course ... <3 Thank you!

[identity profile] natalief.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
This was an awesome read!

dog that had feet the size of a bear

Were its feet really the same size as a bear or the same size as a bear's feet? ;-p

[identity profile] phinnia.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
That ... is a good question. That's the way it came out. <3 I assume the same size as a bear's feet. The Donnellys like colourful language though, so one never can tell. *laugh* I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[identity profile] natalief.livejournal.com 2008-03-18 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I sure did! My internal copyeditor is hard to suppress though unfortunately...