If the tech includes a warning light, then can't it also include, like, a pause button? Some way to say "hey, uterus, there will be no babies anytime soon. I'll let you know, ok? So, just chill for a while, take the time off, send me a postcard from Maui." Not that I particularly like the idea of my uterus going to Maui without me, but you get what I mean.
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