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[phinnia]

Fell on face (tripped over toes) (yes, toes) this afternoon. The usual agonies occurred, mostly of the bodily bruising, weak knees and self-hatred variety. Bruised the living fuck out of three of my toes; screwed up most joints and delivered another near-fatal blow to my dignity. (Sadly the dignity blows are never fatal. I almost wish they were, then I wouldn't give a damn, but I despise flolloping around on the floor like a beached whale.

Will probably be benched to the sofa for the rest of the day. I see pain pills and lidoderm patches for my knees in this evening's forecast.

Stupid toes.

Comments

[cindy-lou-who8.livejournal.com]

<3 *hugs*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear it. D:

[mirrormargaret.livejournal.com]

shit! fuck!

toes!

rest, sweetie. get off those feet. love.

[blackmare-9.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, I've tripped on my own toes I don't know how many times and I'm supposed to be, you know, normal.

*hugs*

[lana-ftw.livejournal.com]

Hope you're feeling better soon <3

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetheart. I'm so sorry.

[hithah.livejournal.com]

:( I'm so sorry. *hugs* Stupid toes, indeed!

To probably a lesser extent, I understand about stupid toes. Mine are in such a nearly-perpetual state of messed-up-ness that I can own no open-toed shoes, for they need to be hidden away from the general public. I also own one of those stiff-soled orthopedic shoe thingies that I have to haul out of the closet on occasion.

Down with stupid toes! :-P

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

Tripped over your toes? *HUGS*

[aymen.livejournal.com]

That sounds so painful. I'm so sorry Sweetie. *hugs*

[awils1.livejournal.com]

Toes are the grossest, most awkward body part. Death to the toes!

Take a much needed rest, darl. *huggles*

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that's horrible. I hope you're feeling much better now.

*hugs*