we can't even blame this on japan

[phinnia]

Found by the magnificent razzle: Natural Harvest: a collection of semen-based recipes.

ummmm.

I got nothin'. You?

Comments

[brightflashes.livejournal.com]

See, you just can't make this sort of thing up.

[ladymurha.livejournal.com]

It's not the main article that got me, it's the comments.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME GO BACK AND READ SOME OF THEM. *flails*

[gizmometer.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS FLAILING

[joe-pike-junior.livejournal.com]

I THIRD IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ig girl eat semen in stomak can git pragnant? is babby formed? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Please let this insanity be some sort of joke.

[anahcrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's just... ew. :p

[gizmometer.livejournal.com]

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is my only response. i think.

your kink is not my kink but...

[gows.livejournal.com]

The comments are hysterical, I must say.

[pew-pew-pew.livejournal.com]

This is a joke right? Because the comments...wow um...f*cked up much?

There is a reason people use the term NSFW.

[rosencrantz319.livejournal.com]

I assumed that meant something else.

OMFG!

[cueballex.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but the comment that got to me most was the one about using Toby "Macguire" as an extra. There are far better ones to use as an example--for instance, Viggo Mortensen. (And it now occurs to me that I need an icon of Viggo.)

[melodyclark.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

Not like I needed this salad.

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[causticchick.livejournal.com]

OMG, HAVE YOU READ THE COMMENTS?!?!??!?!?!

Check out this gem!

"This book has really helped the cuisines that I make for me and my family. Now when I want a blowjob my mother has no reason not to help because she knows that the flan will be all the sweeter with my cum. Thank you again for the great tips and recipes!"

And THIS!

"This book is like a godsend for our family. Two months ago we lost our house to the bank and we are as good as broke. All of us live in a trailer now. That's me, my wife and seven kids... plus my wife's parents. Food is expensive and before I got this book we were eating canned dog food four times a week to cut the cost of living.

BUT... thankfully we began to eat cum! It's been three weeks that all the boys including my father in-law, the old codger, deliver top-notch daily drainings of fresh ball sap. My wife and my mother in-law collect the milky distillate straight from our stiff meat into glass jars and store these in the fridge. Every Sunday they turn the scrumptious gook into lip-smacking cum recipes!..."

And my personal favourite:

"What the F*** is wrong with you people"

[adularia.livejournal.com]

I just want to know why phinnia's hot lesbian sex icon is being applied to clickes about spooge.

[thewlisian-afer.livejournal.com]

... I'm so sorry I didn't check my flist until after I posted my most recent clickies post.

... :: goes to edit it ::

[benjimmy.livejournal.com]

This SCREAMS fic. Do it, Phin! DOOOOOO ITTTTT!

:-D

Also, personally I've tasted decent spooge and disgusting spooge. It really all depends on the source. Therefore, I'm thinking that maybe not all of these recipes would necessarily turn out all that well.

[shutterbug-12.livejournal.com]

This is the second time I've seen this appear on my f-list, and it gets a big "WTF, OMG!" from me every time.

[newtypeshadow.livejournal.com]

Wow....I don't even know. *headdesk*

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

I really hope it's a spoof or something, in which case AHAHAHAHA.

If it's real, then

D:

[chezmax]

I've suddenly lost my appetite for breakfast. Bah. :)