Yeah, my mom always voted for "dirt color," and I'm with her, boring as it is. Or even darker. I'd be fine with a really dark blue or dark purple or something.

I have the dorkiest cough. *feeble cough* Non-productive and erratic. Like, "Did you ever heard the joke about the dorky interrupting cough?" "Huh? What's a--" "*koff*" "...That was dorky."