clickies (plus an unsent letter or two)

[phinnia]

dear left hip.
STOP with the trying to secede from the body. this is not on. seriously. also encouraging the knee to go along with you? umno.

dear vitamin d tablets
you are small and round and exceedingly swift in escaping. bah.

dear percocet
i love you. let's be friends!

If you're familiar with Catherynne M. Valente's work, then you know how awesome this is: if you're not, but like reading fantastic myths and tales and fables, you should read her work - or you can listen to her read her two-volume epic (it really is one) here. The podcast updates every week - sunday night or monday, I think - and you can download earlier parts there as well. The first two parts are up. This book is AMAZING. Top ten list material. (plus she has another book coming out next month if I remember right.

From my ... erm, beloved ... and rather peculiar ... spouse: Burger King Flame (tm) cologne.

Um.

Yeah.

And from the marvelous foxestacado: Otto the Octopus wreaks havoc. It sounds like a children's book, doesn't it? It's not, but it totally could be.

reminder to self: purchase dry/moist heat massaging heating pad from Rite Aid on payday. (no, i don't know what brand: i saw it on the shelf. Will run reconnasance mission/do review of product on payday (1/15) because I love you and want you to be happy.

Comments

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I would totally read a book about the adventures of Otto the Octopus.

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

I think I'll go to Rite Aid on payday myself and look for one of those massaging heating pads. My neck has been a complete wreck lately.

[erkunden.livejournal.com]

I had to laugh at the Percocet comment. I honestly don't know how I could have made it through this many dental surgeries without it. Better living through chemistry, indeed! :)

[cindy-lou-who8.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. I would love some percoset about now. Anything really, lol.

I hope you feel better soon. <3

[shutterbug-12.livejournal.com]

That cologne. LOL O...kay.

Dear Phin's hip and knee: What do you think are? The Confederacy to Phin's Union? Psh. Get with the program.

[awils1.livejournal.com]

dear vitamin d tablets
you are small and round and exceedingly swift in escaping. bah.

Argh, I hate it when they’re so small you just drop them and they flee from you, too!

I love cephalopods (so much so that I have a tag on my SU devoted to them), so thank you for the link!

STOP with the trying to secede from the body. this is not on. seriously. also encouraging the knee to go along with you? umno.

*gets up a good bellow* RIGHT YOU TWO JOINTS NEED TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT PHIN IS IN CONTROL AND REBELLIOUSNESS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. BEHAVE AND LISTEN TO THE COMING HEAT PAD.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Huge LOL at the idea of Otto the Octopus juggling the hermit crabs - that would definitely make a great children's book XD

Edit: STUPID LJ STOP POSTING BEFORE I FINISH TYPING

I hope you're feeling much better by now.

*hugs*