Deep Thought

[phinnia]

Shamelessly nicked from geekchick.

Give me three answers. And I'll provide you with three questions to match 'em.

Comments

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

1. 302
2. It's killing my confidence
3. Sexy losers

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

1. What area code contains most of the state of Delaware?
2. Why should I quit my soul-killing job?
3. What type of person am I fatally attracted to?

[ladeelazarus.livejournal.com]

1. Pot-bellied pigs.

2. Fragile babies.

3. I truly prefer owning the grass.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

1. What animal occasionally has been known to say 'yum yum yum' while it eats?
2. What's one of the common problems faced by a crack addicted pregnant woman?
3. Why should I purchase my own home rather than rent?

[dawnstar.livejournal.com]

1. 64,812
2. blue
3. Because that's the way they dance on the planet of Kushnarwak.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

1. How many angles can fit on the end of a ruler?
2. What colour is my blue sweater?
3. Why is that woman lolling around naked on the floor and drooling with a ferret and a big sombrero on her knockers?

[kolys.livejournal.com]

1. Only while holding an orange.

2. They duct-taped his pajama pants to his ass while he was sleeping.

3. Forty-two.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

(How did I /know/ you'd come up with #3?)

1. Mother, may I go to the movies?
2. Why does Professor McFlibbertygibbet look so cranky today?
3. What do you get when you multiply six times seven?

[starrynytes4me.livejournal.com]

1. That is because you provoked a rabid badger.
2. It just is designed that way.
3. Berries are the reason.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

1. Why is my nose hemmorhaging profusely?
2. How come the toilet paper doesn't just replace itself?
3. What is the fundamental reason behind life?

[tallin.livejournal.com]

1. Because they have no honor.
2. 0X8E6B,0xE422,0xEC09,0xDB4C
3. Because Papa Smurf said I could.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

1. Why did the Mongols run around in smelly yak skins shouting and breathing hard?
2. What will you shout at me the next time I'm trying to count train cars?
3. Why are you wearing a jar of marmalade as a hat?

[sixhours.livejournal.com]

1. Lubricate, lubricate, lubricate!
2. Because I said so.
3. Snowflakes.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

1. What is the worst possible thing you can do to a cat before trying to brush it?
2. Why do I have to eat this big bowl of fried marshmallows?
3. What's that white stuff in your hair?