phinnia | Today's roundup of stuff, or You Can Tell I Read Mad Magazine

In the True Confessions Department: My name is Leah, and I have a magazine addiction. And also a storage problem for them. Any good ideas?
In the Kitchen Products You Didn't Know You Needed Department: BananaGuard. (link from the ever-wonderful lauramcewan.) You know the cool thing about these? They have a glow in the dark one. Imagine whipping one of these out and pointing it at someone (which I'm sure would get you suspended in some school districts) in a dark room. Now you can really say "is that a banana in your pocket or are you pleased to see me" without worrying that your banana will turn to icky mush before you have a chance to get hit on with a cheesy pickup line. What could be better?
In the Christmas Is Coming And I Know You All Love Me Department: LED Frisbee. Want want want!
In the Freaky Coincidences Department: 2004 hurricane damage vs. 2000 election results, by county map (from maproom.) Further evidence that Bush really /isn't/ talking to God.