It's a ...

[phinnia]

I have here a copy of Zephyr and Reginald: Minions for Hire #1: "The Untimely Demise of Cold Shoulder". And you (with a few exceptions, of course) probably don't ... but you could get your own. And you should get your own.
It is truly beautiful. (Mine is personally autographed. And I'm on the 'thanks to...' page, which shocked me. :-D) Wow.
*runs away to read*
Hmmm. This song reminds me of the Minions, actually. Somewhat.