Random bits of wisdom

[phinnia]

"He's a sea-faring sailmaking gambling capering grog-drinking hero, Bill Gates!"
Now there's an image.

Strange things from the thesaurus: "sensual" is considered the antonym of "spiritual". How delightfully victorian. It explains much, including the fundies.

(For the record: I actually like Great Big Sea, but I only ever want to listen to it every six months or so. So I never mention it, because other people have this tendency to get hooked on it in my presence and then they play all the GBS albums over and over and over and over and over and then I want to die, or at least commit an eensy nuclear strike against them.)


Sekrit Note To My Husband: Shut up. Those are not the pigs you're looking for. There are no pigs at this location, avian or otherwise. There never were, and there never will be. Pigs do not exist. 2+2=5. Ignorance is strength, war is peace, freedom is slavery, and we have always been at war with Eastasia. Those pigs are yours, they have nothing to do with me.

Comments

[tallin.livejournal.com]

This only serves to make me suspicious. There are no pigs, nor kharmic projectiles, here in Port Angeles. Were there to be any place I would remain safe from kharmic retribution, it would be Port Angeles.

... and I'm leaving Port Angeles.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

There are no pigs, period. I'm just saying.
And I don't want cheese pizza.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

No cheese pizza? What kind of a freak are you? Dominos here in the UK are now doing this lovely steak and cheese melt pizza. How can you resist?!

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't eat steak, to start with. :-) Cheese pizza can be either good or bad, depending on the manufacturer.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, I forgot. :) My bad.

I just like cheese.