you damn kids get off my lawn, part two
Dear guy in my theater class,
If you are wearing a belt and I can STILL see 2/3 of your boxer shorts - clearly - you and the belt need to talk. The belt, she is tired. The belt does not wish to work. Perhaps a new belt is in order.
Or maybe it's user error.
Pull up your goddamn pants,
Me
I have a copy of 'Alligator Pie' by Dennis Lee. (I never realized how Canadian Dennis Lee is. Half the rhymes have some kind of Canadiana reference.) And our Really Good Nighttime Babysitter (the one with the new baby) has come out of the woodwork. YAY! We still have her Christmas gifts.
If you are wearing a belt and I can STILL see 2/3 of your boxer shorts - clearly - you and the belt need to talk. The belt, she is tired. The belt does not wish to work. Perhaps a new belt is in order.
Or maybe it's user error.
Pull up your goddamn pants,
Me
I have a copy of 'Alligator Pie' by Dennis Lee. (I never realized how Canadian Dennis Lee is. Half the rhymes have some kind of Canadiana reference.) And our Really Good Nighttime Babysitter (the one with the new baby) has come out of the woodwork. YAY! We still have her Christmas gifts.
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If you are wearing a belt and I can STILL see 2/3 of your boxer shorts - clearly - you and the belt need to talk. The belt, she is tired. The belt does not wish to work. Perhaps a new belt is in order.
Or maybe it's user error.
Pull up your goddamn pants,
Me
I seem to recall that this is considfered *stylish* in some circles.
Me, let's just say that there's a *reason* I wear suspenders.
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To me, that's just one more reason to eschew fashion trends. :)
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