the evolution of porn

[phinnia]

machineplay and I were discussing knight porn earlier today, and I said that this was the logical forerunner to cowboy porn, and before that there was hunter porn and gatherer porn.

I mentioned this to tallin at dinner, and somehow this got on to the subject of David Eddings' Malloreon series and Mimbrate porn:

Mandorallen: "Belgarion! I wish I knew how to quit thee. Cast off Ce'Nedra and I shall cast off Nerina and come with me .... to the walled city."

Belgarion: "Why me?"

(now we've moved on to Jabba the Hutt/Otha from the Elenium. I love this man, in a very, very twisted way. And I seem to have developed antibodies to most of his weirdness, which is probably good.)

Comments

[machineplay.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see how you are. You two are going to be a WELLSPRING of BAD IDEAS. <.<;; I really, really have to write something from this now. Hettar and Silk were SO NOT STRAIGHT. I adored Hettar and My Favourite Characters = Not Straight. Sparhawk was just begging to be slashed with someone.

The Rose of the Prophet series takes all the fun out of the slashing by actually having the gorgeous red-headed monk married off to the kalif because everyone thinks he's a woman because of his beauty. And the monk is in love with the kalif. It was a SCANDAL when that came out, I tell you what. A lot of fun, though. I loved the series.

[tallin.livejournal.com]

See, we were trying to figure out how Sparhawk/Azash would work. ^_^

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

You really don't want to know how we were speculating that if he could talk to the horses, then is bestiality really WRONG?
...
oopsy.
But yeah, SO NOT STRAIGHT. I mean, Silk would undoubtedly sleep with ANYONE to get information. Esp. as Radek of Boktor, he always struck me as a bit froofy.

[ballroomblitz.livejournal.com]

It's not wrong if there's consent. NOT THAT IT EVER CROSSED MY MIND.