*giggle*

[phinnia]

Hugh Laurie has a Burger King Gold Card.

The surreal nature of this is cracking me the hell up.

Comments

[ace-of-spades6.livejournal.com]

OMG I cant stop laughing right now....LOLOL that is hilarious XD XD SRSLY

[chezmax]

That whole column is surreal. And giggly.

[euclase.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Burger King of Kings.

The Daniel Craig's cut finger blurb in that article cracks me up, too: In the heyday of Hollywood PR, this story wouldn't have left the set until it had Craig picking up his own severed head, playing keepy-uppy with it for ten minutes, scoring a goal with it, casually nailing it back on, then bedding Lana Turner. In the nude.

Keepy-uppy! And here I thought I'd invented that word when I was six. XD

[spoggly.livejournal.com]

AHAHA INORITE; he was blathering about it on the Jay Leno show, and was so amused and repulsed by the whole idea.

[adularia.livejournal.com]

I'm amused that this is more of a status symbol than a black American Express card.

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

*sporfles*

[hithah.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard when I saw that story. It reminds me of one of pirate_eggie's totally awesome comics.

(Anyone remember that ad?)

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. *dies laughing*
I love that he's cuddling the Vicodin. <3 WIN.

[hithah.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great? I love her stuff.

Here's the original, in case anyone isn't familiar with it, or wants to relive the creepiness. (Apologies for the jerky video; it was the only version I could find on short notice.)

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

I just scrolled back a few and just about peed myself reading the one where Chase's head was stuck in the vending machine ... WIN.

[hithah.livejournal.com]

Her take on the Tritter arc is one of my favorite things EVER.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

Oh god, LADY AND THE TRAMP. AND THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES! And THE HILL! *dies* OMG OMG.