my attempts to keep a straight face are failing

[phinnia]

how to make sure you have lots of work as a pet-sitter after the rapture. (from the most awesome and beauteous tattermuffin)

Right on. Okiedokie.

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[gizmometer.livejournal.com]

favourite bumper sticker: "car may be driverless in event of rapture"

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Friend of mine in college (Washington, DC) often commented that he'd never know if the Rapture occurred because (a) gridlock happens with or without drivers in the cars at that moment; or (b) nobody in DC qualifies.