my attempts to keep a straight face are failing

[phinnia]

how to make sure you have lots of work as a pet-sitter after the rapture. (from the most awesome and beauteous tattermuffin)

Right on. Okiedokie.

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[cindy-lou-who8.livejournal.com]

Good to know my cat will be in good hands when I'm called to heaven. ::rolls eyes::

[gizmometer.livejournal.com]

favourite bumper sticker: "car may be driverless in event of rapture"

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Friend of mine in college (Washington, DC) often commented that he'd never know if the Rapture occurred because (a) gridlock happens with or without drivers in the cars at that moment; or (b) nobody in DC qualifies.

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

Someone's gonna make a profit... XD

[hyrkanian.livejournal.com]

Do they offer franchises? :D

[lilyleia78]

::sputters inarticulately::

::shakes head in defeat::

[magie-05.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. That was entertaining! This is either rather dumb or the most brilliant evil business plot ever, lol. "Jesus the pet hater?" Really? LOL.

Hey, I'm an atheist. Sign me up :)

[tallin.livejournal.com]

Someone is amusing themselves at the pre-millennial dispensationalists' expense.
No, literally. At their expense.

[magie-05.livejournal.com]

Yep, what I figured. Honestly I can see the temptation, but that's pretty wrong. I wonder if people actually buy into that stuff; I guess stranger things have happened. That's pretty sad.

[tallin.livejournal.com]

I used to live in Tennessee. It was not uncommon to see people that believed that, for instance, FAA regulations required one non-Christian co-pilot for every Christian pilot in case of rapture.
Similarly, I can point you here, or at the Left Behind book franchise (sorry, no link there, but Wikipedia has a whole freakin' portal on it).

[lotusbeans.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for the rapture, then we'll have the world to ourselves.

:)