my attempts to keep a straight face are failing

[phinnia]

how to make sure you have lots of work as a pet-sitter after the rapture. (from the most awesome and beauteous tattermuffin)

Right on. Okiedokie.

Comments

[magie-05.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. That was entertaining! This is either rather dumb or the most brilliant evil business plot ever, lol. "Jesus the pet hater?" Really? LOL.

Hey, I'm an atheist. Sign me up :)

[tallin.livejournal.com]

Someone is amusing themselves at the pre-millennial dispensationalists' expense.
No, literally. At their expense.

[magie-05.livejournal.com]

Yep, what I figured. Honestly I can see the temptation, but that's pretty wrong. I wonder if people actually buy into that stuff; I guess stranger things have happened. That's pretty sad.

[tallin.livejournal.com]

I used to live in Tennessee. It was not uncommon to see people that believed that, for instance, FAA regulations required one non-Christian co-pilot for every Christian pilot in case of rapture.
Similarly, I can point you here, or at the Left Behind book franchise (sorry, no link there, but Wikipedia has a whole freakin' portal on it).