the most fun i've had today with my clothes off

Before I continue this post, I'm going to say that I am actually physically more or less fine. Emotionally I am somewhat shaken: I feel somewhat unsteady on my feet and I'm taking today off. But I did not sustain any physical injuries.

I slipped on the floor, did a kind of crazy splits thing and ended up on my back in the tub. So I had to call 911 because there was no possible way I could get up from that position.

Hi! how are you?

clickies

From the lovely jenk: michigan cops 'break the chains of love.'

From several people: Connecticut man first to recieve bionic hand.

From my sweet, wonderful and amazing machineplay: Sandy Paws Creative Dog Grooming. as she put it, "it's like cake wrecks only worse."

i want a little less excitement with my friday okay?

Fire alarm. There was a flood in one or more of the laundry rooms and the water got into some of the machines. small electrical fire; is out now, everyone is fine (except possibly the washing machines/dryers. since they're not sentient it's okay.)

AUGH. I'll be here with my klonopin.

braintesty thing i stole from nightdog_barks

do your own test here. It's fun and surprisingly accurate (for me at least).
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twits

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