Shapeshifter: one. Gang of Old Ladies: zero.

As promised a long time ago, Evanfic. You have to love this man, really you do - he exudes loveableness, along with his mischef. His wife will rarely admit such things, but he really is very sweet for an incorrigible athiest whiskeydrinking shapeshifter type. I wish I could change things into other things. It would be damn handy.
( It was a dark and stormy night ... )