Dear universe,
I have no use for a sore throat and swollen glands at this time. I realize that keeping me up at this hour is probably in some way enabling productivity, but I'd really prefer to sleep. Your methods, as usual, leave much to be desired.
I am requesting an RMA # for the above mentioned sore throat and swollen glands so that I may return them to you at my earliest convenience.
Thank you,
L. Meredith
I have no use for a sore throat and swollen glands at this time. I realize that keeping me up at this hour is probably in some way enabling productivity, but I'd really prefer to sleep. Your methods, as usual, leave much to be desired.
I am requesting an RMA # for the above mentioned sore throat and swollen glands so that I may return them to you at my earliest convenience.
Thank you,
L. Meredith