nerdiness at nerdiness house

It's a Haywood Banks thing.

Me: *playing KoL* What's this 'cheap toaster'?
Chris: Well, what does it do?
Me: *installs it at campsite, clicks it* Must have been the prize from the last bunch of trips I took. You get toast. You can use it ... three times a day, I guess.
Both of us in unison, randomly: YEAH TOAST!
The Boy: *laughs at his doofy parents*
Me: That was scary.
Chris: Not especially, no.