random conversational tidbits

Chris: Google is the katamari of the internet.

Regarding his giant (comparatively speaking) blindy pocket PC and how it is now, with the advent of faster better technology, a $3000 doorstop most of the time, (but people still want scripts for it, so he can't sell it, because he occasionally needs it to make money off of):

Chris: I can't manage to get rid of it; every time I'm just about to sell it something comes up. It won't die.
Me: Try driving a stake through its CPU?

Also: why do zombies always crave brains? What's the accepted canonical reason for this? I mean, is the brain tastier than other organs, or what?

argh!!!

Hey, Portland area/Seattle area people?

Family of three attempting insanity to move in ten days ISO willing person with sense of humor and drivers' license willing to drive U-Haul up the I-5 on 15 April. (Payment includes watching me run around like a scared chicken, food, fifty bucks or so and a ticket back south/north.) Failing that, I need reasonably priced solutions on short notice for getting the contents of a two-bedroom apartment from point A to point B.

Seriously. The person we thought we'd solved this with may be working that day, (well, both people are, actually) ABF-U-Pack is no good (too short a distance) and if I weren't already exhausted I'd be at my wits' end.