a slice of christmas fruitcrack: "The Benefit."

Title: The Benefit
Author: phinnia
Rating: PG-13+ for themes
Disclaimer: I wanted a House and Wilson in my stocking this year, but instead I got crack. Damnit.
Author's Note: This year's holiday benefit is even worse than last year's. Featuring the original ducklings, sleep deprivation (mine), a sad lack of Ramones, too many Skittles, dolls, internet dating, an infestation of rodents, age-play theories and cross-dressing. I was inflicted with this idea a while back and it was someone's fault, but I don't remember whose.
( and after last year's fiasco he wasn't even sure that was possible. )

how the republicans can reach autistic children

(hint: ann coulter doing ABA therapy == bad idea) (actually ann coulter == bad idea, period.)

Seaners used to cry whenever Bush would start talking.

That was before he covered Sean's favorite band. (Youtube link, sound on plz.)

I prefer 'twits'. And here's some.

• 07:45 after sleep, ankle seems better. stupid minor strains. it's annoying this happens as often as it does - that I can diagnose it myself. :P #
• 08:42 I just got a fedex tracking notice in french. whee! #
• 12:04 arrogant worms christmas album ftw. so freaking tired, good god. #
• 21:31 early bedtime. been up since five, no thanks to my darling son. :P #

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