scoville units

title: scoville units
author: phinnia
rating: nc-17
warnings: none
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches; I own nothing.
author's note: the quotes are from apocalypse now. the title is taken from the measure for 'heat' in peppers. here endeth the random facts for the day. for bad_goth because she asked for house and wilson in bed testing a new vicodin replacement, and because she's not having the best day.
( he stared at the ceiling. )

minor things of note that happened

Apparently mail addressed to Phinnia Meredith WILL actually get here, because I got a letter addressed to Chris and Phinnia Meredith from one of the potential schools (not the really awesome one, our second choice). Must have gotten it from my email address or something and actually thought it was my first name (to be fair, I respond to it readily). I think this is HILARIOUS.

The child has a two hour early dismissal on 5/21 FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?

I have to be at PT for what-the-hell-time-it-is-again (read: 9AM) tomorrow, which means being coherent and coordinated enough to leave the house at holy-fuck-the-chickens-next-door aren't-even-awake-now (read: 8:15 or so). This is going to be a laugh. I'm like the worst parts of the Three Stooges in the morning, minus the pies and slide whistles of course.

Although we do have a slide whistle.

(Note to any pain-in-the-ass-programmer-spouses-reading this: JUST. DON'T.)

Bed nao.

twits

( all back here. )