Bollywood General Hospital (kutner/13, nc-17)

Title: Bollywood General Hospital
Author: phinnia
Pairing: Kutner/13
Disclaimer: A wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. I own nothing.
Rating: NC-17 for sex, crack, purely metaphorical use of the prompt (a bridge), working soap opera logic, corn pops and deus ex machinae
Author's Note: This is at least forty percent crackfluff and wholly improbable, but it makes me ridiculously happy. Thanks to all my first readers, especially euclase for the germ of what eventually became the ending and shutterbug_12 for filling the holes the Canadian educational system left in my grasp of American history.
( diagnostics did not get visitors )

EEEEEEE

From the most excellent cmpriest:

live webfeed of mommy lioness and two baby cubs.

SO CUTE.

(Bonus for bork: the zoo is in Norway and the page is Norwegian. So these are obviously awesome Norwegian lions. <3)

Today's big accomplishment: cleaned off most of my desk. No, seriously, this is a big deal. *laugh* Assembled one of our two new desk chairs. Good times.

twits

( all back here. )