close enough for govenment work, boy

Sean: *petting the cat and giggling to himself, probably because the cat's fur is tickly on his hands"
Cat: *is tolerant*
Me: "encouraging" Oooh, that's a kitty. Pet the kitty. Isn't the kitty soft?"
Cat: *still tolerant*
Sean: "Ditty."
Me: "YES! Kitty."
Sean: "Ditty."
Me: "YES. Kitty. Pet the kitty."
Cat: *licks Sean's hand*
Sean: *mentally goes 'bzuh??', pulls his hand away*
Cat: *jumps down*

twits

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