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• I have plastic on my head, and bleach. Soon there will be dye. Am I supposed to wait 24 hours before dyeing over the bleach? I can't remember, and of course, I can't find anything helpful online.
  
• Last night I found a SLUG (almost typed slut, which would have been interesting as well) in our bathroom, and proved myself to be A Giant Wuss by shrieking. I don't like creepy/slimy/icky things. I am a wuss. I can deal with child vomit, but not slugs.
  
• Amazon is now shipping pre-ordered copies of 'Law and Order: The Third Year". The one with the Jerry Orbach tribute. YES. Memorial Day is coming up. I foretell much Law and Order goodness.
  
• Things I wanted to do today:
  
  
  
  • bleach hair
    
  • possibly dye hair
    
  • make zucchini bread
    
  • write lyric_plot drabble
    
  • watch 'A Fish Called Wanda' for film class
    
  • critique one piece for workshop
    
  • catch up on online adminning stuff
    
  • continue reading 'Headlong' for film class.
    
  
  
• And for all the Canadians on my list, happy May 2-4 weekend. I tried to get it off as a religious holiday, but I don't think they'll buy it. ("How does this work?" "Well, we usually drink a lot and barbecue ... what? It's a pilgrimage.")
  

Note:

When they say 'wear plastic gloves', they really mean 'wear plastic gloves'.
When they say 'this will stain your skin', they really mean that too.
I wonder if that artist's soap will get my hands clean. I also wonder if I'll actually have the balls to tell anyone who asks that this is what happens if you masturbate too much.
Pictures of the hair - and my hand - to come later.

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Portrait of the artist as a redhead I know it's a little fuzzy, but I'm actually quite fond of it. Pretend it's photoshopping.