available in twenty flavours

Me: *while killing things in World of Warcraft" I'm so sick of boar intestines. I can't do anything with them.
Chris: Oh come on. Can't you whip yourself up some Boar Intestine Helper? *hums jingle, sings* Makes a great meal!
Me: *chokes on coffee, nearly dies*

So if there are any developers at Blizzard paying attention? Yes. Boar Intestine Helper.