mystery abounds here at happiness house

Why do so many people have so much difficulty spelling my last name? They seem to want to spell it M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H, which sounds like a bad metal band. It's much easier than that! It's just like the girl's name! Ridiculously simple!

No snow. See, I called it. (That said, I'm still staying inside today. It's nasty out there.)

Proof that November is over: I figured out the mystery of the broken coffeepot.

kids these days

Office, orfice ... close enough.

(hilarously funny if textually possibly not worksafe) This man is evil. I love him. <3