we interrupt this regularly scheduled weekend to announce

I have pain medication that works.

Non-narcotic, non-side-effect-a-licious pain medication that works.

I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO DO STUFF NOW.

Thank you. Carry on.

crackfic: the one where they find a horse in the men's room

My brain, it is crackified. Let me show you it.

Title: The one where there's a horse in the men's room (House/Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency crossover)
Author: phinnia
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from House, nor do I own an Electric Monk. I am not David Shore, I am not any of his minions, and I am not Douglas Adams. I do, however, own a VCR, so I can videotape things, even when I can't set something electronic to believe in things for me.
Rating: PG-13 because some of us MUST make penis jokes (coughhousecoughwilsoncough)
Author's Note: For nightdog_barks, because she asked. Well, actually she just wanted the horse, the rest of it was my idea. Look, it's crack!
( he looked a bit pale and washed out about the whole thing. )

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