oh, JAPAN.

Solar powered bra displays text, holds drinks.

Today: two psychiatrist appointments. One for me and one for the boychild. It'll be FUN!

Well, it actually won't. You know. But we'll get by.

Cool, grey, rainy. I am sore and ridiculously tired. You know, the usual. My coffee is half-strength and I'm actually pretty disgruntled about that. But I'm hopng the day will pick up from here.

he names himself

Heard from the other room:

The Boy: "Thean! Theaaaaaaaan! Thean."

(That's 'Sean' with a slight lisp, for those of you playing along at home.)

truth imitates fiction

Woman fakes brain cancer to get out of work.

Okay, okay, so it wasn't to get into a really cool study where they stick things in your brain. But it's close.