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the 2009 Badfic Contest. fic deliberately written badly. vote foor your favorite! so, so appalling.

woman has sex with pinecone, needs surgery to remove it.

chru>church baptises baby with soda.

pimp pays hooker girlfriend in chiicken nuggets.

study on memories and dreams

'bailout' hits Domino's for 11,000 free pizzas.

giant sea worm captured in Britain This thing is fucking terrifying. eats traps including hooks, broke through a 20lb test fishing line, etc.etc.stuff of nightmares.

i've been nodding off all morning. but i feel better now. although i think i'm fighting off a cold and that's causing some kind of flare. good times.

i hope you're all reasonably well. how are you?

it's a two-percocet evening

a good, if domestic day. Emiliy was here yesterday while I went to my consultation with the oral surgeon: while i was gone she cleaned the apartment. and today she came back to help organize things, so she organized some of my yarn and now my spices are alphabetized in an organized fashion and the built in cabinet is organized and clean and i labelled and organized all of my staples (rice and dried beans and different kinds of flour and stuff) in dymo-labelled plastic seventies tupperware canisters i got on ebay and big yogurt containers (until i can get more tupperware canisters) It's beautiful and I can find everything and i'm so grateful i could cry. the apartment is almost where i want it now (i need wall art and small shelves for things and maybe a bigger dining room table) but i will take pictures when i get more camera batteries.

seaners went to the park with emily for an hour or so and they met one of his school friends there. he pushed himself on the swings for ages (and then he'd stop for a little bit and sign 'more' to himself and start up again. dork)

and then he came home and used the potty, and now we're watching planet earth. the end.

i'm exhausted - i think i'm getting sick; but i'm very, very happy. and i have wonderful friends. and a pretty damn good kid.

twits

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