look at me still talking when there's science to do

Okay, a long time ago I remember a Monty Python skit about the joke that the Allies were going to use against the Axis powers in the war, okay? And how they had to translate the joke individual words at a time because if you heard the whole thing you'd laugh so hard you'd explode.

Okay. So on to current events. This kind of bad!fic is what we need to win the current war.

I read one and skimmed a second. I'm getting a headache. I don't think this is coincidental.

It's a good plan. I like it. Just make sure to use moderation in reading, please. Save yourselves.