and there's a cup of wtf for you, dear

Cheetos lip balm.

Just ... ew. I don't think there's anything I can do to top that.

argh.

This is entertainingly problematic: the bag-o' doom that was supposedly supposed to felt down to pencil case size is (a) not felting entirely nicely by hand and (2) not shrinking at all. So I have this enormous floppy half-felted stripey misshapen thing ...
Is it even possible to felt in coin-operated washers? (Top loading of course). And what the holy hell am I going to do with this thing if it doesn't shrink?? I suppose if nothing else I can still put a zipper in it and use it for a pillow cover. :-D

insanity, or brainwave? Stay tuned ...

I'm going to make rice pudding, and my favorite rice pudding recipe calls for a good amount of milk, and the usual holidayesque spices ... so I thought to myself, 'why not put eggnog in for some of the milk and see what happens'? Not all the milk, that would make it ridiculously rich, but just some of it.

So in the spirit of experimentation ...