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What the hell is that? A probably-not-worksafe story regarding a male chastity device and some very confused hospital cleaning technicians.
I love this. Once again proves that truth is far, far stranger than fiction.
And more sad annoying weight loss stuff: If your pants are above a size fourteen, you'd better hope they're fire retardant. Woman accused of cheating on her diet with cough drops. Ummmmmno. (I could go on a rant here about how diets don't work, but we've been there before, and I don't want to miss Law and Order.)
(Seaners just came out of the bedroom with a blanket over his head, stimming. So cute. <3)
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mogulsquee, but it looks like you need a secondary and tertiary fandom, and I don't watch enough anything to have one. Ah well, you should join instead.)
Edit: Well, I could probably write Law and Order fic ... oh hell, why NOT. I'll try. <3
I love this. Once again proves that truth is far, far stranger than fiction.
And more sad annoying weight loss stuff: If your pants are above a size fourteen, you'd better hope they're fire retardant. Woman accused of cheating on her diet with cough drops. Ummmmmno. (I could go on a rant here about how diets don't work, but we've been there before, and I don't want to miss Law and Order.)
(Seaners just came out of the bedroom with a blanket over his head, stimming. So cute. <3)
(second: I want to join
mogulsquee, but it looks like you need a secondary and tertiary fandom, and I don't watch enough anything to have one. Ah well, you should join instead.)Edit: Well, I could probably write Law and Order fic ... oh hell, why NOT. I'll try. <3
